25-06-2024
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Meganabeby |
I never got to eat my Pringles: Okay, so this was in fourth grade, and I was in this class with all these dumbass kids. Here??â„¢s the back story: My parents usually pack me fruit for a snack, but on this day they packed me like half of the leftover Pringles from the day before, you know, in that cylinder container. I was really excited since I LOVE PRINGLES. But when recess came around so I could take MY Pringles and go eat it outside, they weren??â„¢t in my bag. I started scoping the area, trying to find my Pringles. I call the teacher, she tries to find them but she can??â„¢t either. Than this thought comes to my mind??â€What if MOIRA STOLE IT? Moira was this chubby girl in my class that literally ALWAYS wore this purple princess dress that should be classified as a bad Halloween costume (seriously) and was known for being a bitch. Being the judgmental 9-10 year old I was, I straight out concluded that she must??â„¢ve stolen my damn Pringles. I just tell my teacher, ???Well too bad, I??â„¢ll just go out for recess now. It was just PRINGLES.??? Being a little angel. So I stomp out of the class and start searching for Moira. I??â„¢m talking checking areas, finding witnesses, wasting my time. So after a solid 10 minutes, I find a group of these kids crowded at the side of one of the portable classrooms. I rush over to see what it is. The kids were eating Pringles. Barbecue flavored Pringles. MY PRINGLES. I start raging as I smack the Pringles out of the kids??â„¢ hands and start ripping people away from the main source. And in the middle of all the kids, sat a smug looking MOIRA with my PRINGLES. I look all mad and rip the BLOODY EMPTY CONTAINER OF PRINGLES OUT OF THE DAMN BITCH??â„¢S FILTHY HANDS. By now even dumbass Moira knows what??â„¢s up, she??â„¢s a goner. I would??â„¢ve murdered her at the very least, but a supervisor saw us and ran over. Moira was forced to apologize and I was forced to accept her damn apology. I never got to eat my Pringles. To this day I??â„¢m sure she fears my cold dead hands, ready to rip her lying face off. More stories here https://u.to/22mkIA |